Toddler wisdom - Part 1: walking

1. walking is only good when it's running
2. making noise or singing while running multiplies the fun threefold
3. balancing along the edge of the pavement and stopping only at the last minute at the crossing keep Mum on her toes and helps to maintain constant high blood pressure
4. running into every front garden and flapping the letter box gives a sense of control and adventure
5. carrying an umbrella, pulling quaking ducks or pushing a stroller are a must